the lady doth protest too much

I knew a girl, her name was truth: she was a horrible liar
She couldn't spend one day alone, but she couldn't be satisfied
When you have everything, you have everything to lose
She made herself a bed of nails, and she's planning on putting it to use
But she had ( diamonds on the inside )

( everybody comes to roald's )

I think I want to learn how to drive.

I know, I know what you're thinking. "Lucy, why on earth would you need to drive anywhere when you can Apparate?" I see what happens to people who don't pay 110% attention to what they're doing as they Apparate every day. I'd rather not lose an earlobe. Or a nostril. Or, Merlin forbid, an eyelid. It is absolutely GROTESQUE.

So I think I'll stick to Muggle transport, thanks.

( insert clever cut text here )

Watch you when you say
What you are and when you blame
Everyone, you broken king
Watch you change the frame, or
Watch you when you take your aim
At the sum of everything

Cause you and your heart
Shouldn't feel so far apart